Hillary Clinton Floats Conspiracy That Russians Are Grooming Tulsi Gabbard
by DefCon News 10/22/19
There have been signals from Hillary Clinton’s orbit that she will jump in 2020 presidential race and this seems like some pretty good proof it’s true: she’s already making excuses for losing. In her latest fantasy conspiracy theory, she says that the Russians are grooming Rep. Tulsi Gabbard to run as a third party candidate to siphon votes away from the democrat and deliver the election for Donald Trump. This is similar to one her many excuses for blowing it in 2016, only she was blaming Jill Stein as a Russian asset.
Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard has been accused of being a Russian asset after she delivered a beatdown to Kamala Harris in one of the democratic debates. The theory goes that since #KamalaHarrisDestroyed tended after Gabbard wiped the floor with Kameltoe it must have been Russian bots and therefore Tulsi is a Russian asset. It’s stupid for sure but many liberal media outlets like CNN and the NYT help push this theory.
And speaking of stupid conspiracy theories involving Tulsi Gabbard, Hillary Clinton did an interview on a podcast and offered this assessment of the 2020 election:
“I’m not making any predictions,” said Hillary right before making a prediction on Russian interference in the next election.
“I think they’ve got their eye somebody who’s currently in the Democratic primary and are grooming her to be the third-party candidate. She’s a favorite of the Russians. They have a bunch of sites and bots and other ways of supporting her so far,” Hillary said.
She doesn’t name this female democratic primary candidate, but it’s quite easy to figure out who she is talking about. There are 3 women in the primary race: Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and Tulsi Gabbard. There are also Pete Buttigieg and Beto O’Rourke, but they’re just girly and not real girls. Also, it’s unclear what Amy Klobuchar is. Possibly one of those other genders democrats claim exist.
Warren like to pretend to be “red” but not Russian red so it ain’t her.
Harris isn’t an asset to anyone or anything including herself so that eliminates her.
That just leaves Gabbard, who has already been accused of being a Russian asset.
Before continuing, I think it’s a fair question to ask: if Hillary Clinton knows so much about what the Russians are doing, why wasn’t she able to counter or defend against it in her 2016 election loss?
Back to the action:
“That’s assuming Jill Stein will give it up, which she might not because she’s also a Russian asset. Yeah, she’s a Russian asset. I mean – totally. They know they can’t win without a third-party candidate. I don’t know who it’s going to be but I will guarantee you they will have a vigorous third-party challenge in the key states where they most need it,” said Hillary.
See, Hillary is definitely running. She’s using one of her 2016 excuses (Jill Stein) to set up another excuse (Tulsi Gabbard) for when she blows it in 2020. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be for her to lose a 3rd time without being able to blame a vast conspiracy? She’d have to admit she’s terrible and she doesn’t have that kind of honesty about herself.
I have to admit, I kind of like Tulsi Gabbard. I know she’s a democrat, but she’s definitely less of a lefty whacko than the rest of them, plus she’s a decorated veteran and isn’t the ugliest person in the world, which is my way saying she’s cute without heaping praise on a liberal.
And she surfs:
Let’s see Elizabeth Warren do that. On second thought, let’s never see Warren in a body suit.
If Hillary Clinton hates Tulsi Gabbard this much, it must mean she’s okay. She should come over to the GOP because democrats don’t like her and she doesn’t think much of them either. We’ll take her.
Update: Tulsi just responded to Hillary’s accusation and…damn!
Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton. You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain. From the day I announced my candidacy, there has been a …